you're a douche

If you are one, we'll tell you that - to your face.

If you hide your escapades, ask girls to keep secrets, and then blab about them to other girls - you're a douche.

'Nuff said.

You betta' ask somebody

I hold all my meetings at the W Hotel. Because I'm toooo cool for school. No seriously, that's how I impress people.

I drink scotch, smoke cigars, and hang out at the W hotel. I'm the shit - you better ask somebody.

Laughter, simple sweet laughter makes a douche bag violently angry.

And causes the dropping of F bombs.

To them, it's like nails on a chalk board.

Geez.

“We sure arent everything to everybody but we are something to some people”

Our sales pitch.

'Nuff said.